Remember in the first post when I mentioned
more 'un-serious' than serious? ..... lol....
more 'un-serious' than serious? ..... lol....
One of my lampworking students sent me this - just TOO funny!
And for those who've asked, yes I do plan to move/archive
some of my favoriteposts from past years here noted as 'oldies'.
There are far to many from the past years to keep them all,
but I promise to bring over the best (aka my favorites) :-)
There are far to many from the past years to keep them all,
but I promise to bring over the best (aka my favorites) :-)
Enjoy this giggle (below)
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True Friendship(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!! )
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak
of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card,
just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got 'lucky' .
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until
you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".
And remember.... when life hands you Lemons,
ask for tequila and salt and call me over !!!!!
Friends like this are real keepers and they make life an adventure... like it should be. Good friends tell it like it is and give us reality checks... when needed. When life gives you those lemons, girl, please call ME over, too!
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