Monday, December 14, 2009

Some days are like that

Some days just go that way
(not down the toilet but.....)

There I was, you know, just doing the
typical cleaning - the blue scrub and swish...
My mind I admit on the next 20 things
 on the list needing to be done.

Absent-mindedly I began

Blue - check!
Scrub - check!
Swish - yep!
Flush & done!

As I went to put the toilet brush back in the holder
I somehow managed to slide the bristles against the foldover
edge of my cute little bathroom trash can I had out for cleaning.
Do I even need to say it? Oh hell yes, next thing I know I feel
a gentle but oh so horrifying spray of piss water** from the toilet
brush all over my face. Oh please, no!

Numerous face washes, alchol wipe downs, gargles and naughty words later
here I  am tell you because, well, who else would I tell? lol
Not to mention that when you do something really stupid (but funny)
involving a toilet it just has to be shared, right?

I'd whine more, but right now I have to go check
webMD to see what horrid things I may catch, roflmao
(and note to self: next time don't leave the trash can near toilet brush holder)!
**Well, not really piss water, lol - it was clean water ~ but still... ick!


  1. I am reminded of the old adage...what doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Just think, your immune system will have had a kick up the backside which will help you ward off any Winter nasties :0)

  2. Oooh, and UCK!!! However, I admit that something similar has happened to me. (Not in the face though....)